thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.

I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!

by FEugazi July 12, 2018

Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Dirty HappyCap

The title; only given to the most cancerous/toxic individual in the history of forever.

Iris: *screams in autism*
Emil: *surpasses Irises level of toxicity*
Iris: "Man! Ur such a dirty happycap"

by NotIris February 12, 2019

psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash

It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic

by everBSOD February 14, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.

Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”

by Shley May 29, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

by Shley May 29, 2019

Trigger Happy

The feeling you get when shitposting and you Trigger someone into a fit of rage, causing them to write a wall-o-text explaining how you're wrong, but in so doing, they take a reasonable position, provide rationale, and support your intended outcome without you yourself needing to lift a finger.

I got so trigger happy when I dunked this dank meme on that reddit post.

by ChancellorPalpameme October 23, 2019