Cake

A delicious dessert made by flour, egg, and milk.

My cake was tasty.

by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019

Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

Cake

Something that's 70% frosting and 30% cake.

The best kinda cake is 70% frosting.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 10, 2022

layer cake

another word for a splif. tobacco and weed stuffed much like cake and frosting

"what you rolling up brother"
"shhhh, I'm baking a layer cake!"

by rorothefool May 9, 2021

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016

Cake

Someone’s ass.

it’s not my birthday but thanks for the cake.

by wellthisiswhatitlookslike January 23, 2021

Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.

He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.

by Xrayted May 23, 2019