during anal sex, before you cum you pull out and proceed to turn her over and cum on her face and smear it, like spreading butter on toast
by Analdestroyerlol69 July 28, 2016
Get the Nutter buttermug. Lubing up for something that may be a little tight at times. (Anal)ogy from spreading butter on a bagel.
by Billbassbone November 29, 2017
Get the butter round the holemug. What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter!mug. Gertrude: “Look at this pic of this guy I’m chirpsing to”
Tatiana: “Oh Gerty!!! He is totally butters!!!”
Tatiana: “Oh Gerty!!! He is totally butters!!!”
by Gertrude Syn-Clare November 21, 2019
Get the Buttersmug. by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025
Get the Buttered Biscuitmug. the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024
Get the buttered biscuitmug. The action of getting a stick of butter shoved in your ass and having someone then insert a object such as there penis into said ass in a poor manor causing the owner of the ass to fart spewing butter. Note some people may place a peice of toast near the ass before the fart therefore creating butter shart toast
by The one of the one May 5, 2024
Get the butter shartmug.