Lock down bro

Simple explanation to questions asked since the COVID-19 out break

Q: Why are you still in bed?
A: Lock down bro

Q: Why you not calling me anymore?

A: Lock down bro (also acceptable when responding to your girlfriend)

Q: You still on your Xbox?
A: Lock down bro

by Boux April 26, 2020

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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020

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Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.

I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.

by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020

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Bro-Natalie

Noun: A girl who pretends to be interested only to flake time and time again causing intense frustration.

Often used when telling your bro’s about a girl who would be a good match but continuously has excuses right before making plans.

Also used to describe girls who want the attention of a male and keep men on the hook

“That Bro-Natalie keeps telling me to come over but then falls asleep”
“This Bro-Natalie keeps leaving me on read then asks why we never talk”
“That bitch is being a Bro-Natalie. She tells me she wants to meet up then leaves me on read when I ask when”

by Coronavirus boy April 29, 2020

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