Throwing a Paddy 

An endearing term to describe someone having a tantrum over something menial. Clearly created after a fella called Paddy went off de walls, nothing to do with those chaps on the Emerald Isles at all.

"My teacher threw a right paddy when I said I didn't have my homework".

"Jesus, look at Susan throwing a paddy again."

Throwing a Paddy by JohnnyMaloney May 28, 2019

snakes on a plane 

An earnest and often congratulatory exclamation of good will that is quite often made while one is inebriated.

Friend 1: Hey buddy! Congratulations on getting hitched!
Friend 2: (throws fist in air) Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a plane!

Law Student: I passed the bar! Snakes on a plane to me! (vomits excitedly)

snakes on a plane by snakes on a plane September 9, 2006

a pull up your ass 

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy

e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.

a pull up your ass by madcraft October 5, 2008

your face inside of a pumpkin 

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!

I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

your face inside of a pumpkin by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

kill a puppy

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss

"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"

kill a puppy by theloneranger March 2, 2008

pound to a pinch of shit 

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

pound to a pinch of shit by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

snakes on a plane 

1. To show or tell that something is interesting or "cool"
2. It can also be used with a modifyier "snakes on a mother fucking plane"

1. Joe:Did you see the latest episode of Battlestar Galatica?
Bob:Yeah it was so snakes on a plane!
2. Joe:Did you see that awesome jump?
Bob:That was so snakes on a mother fucking plane

snakes on a plane by Steven Wagoner September 9, 2006