Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

Water Rickshaw

Another word for a hovercraft

"Want to take the water rickshaw out for a ride in the swamp?"

by Finch181 April 11, 2021

water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.

Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.

by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

water

To get some water its to get laid or to get some fucked

I am so horny I need some water

by dudedaddmac1992 June 5, 2023

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021