When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.
I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap
by Hani Akram September 24, 2019
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The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.
While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?
by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019
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When you slap any vessel containing alcoholic liquid on a graded surface covered in snow.
“How about a slope slap past the gnar send off pole 12?”

“Sick slope slap before we send it down the mountain.”
by heaths November 13, 2021
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A Slap-Sucker is a person who enjoy to watch slap-stick humor and toiler humor...
Their whole life is to laugh at somebody's misfortune...
People who are slap-suckers find South Park or Family Guy the highest form of entertaining...Everything other for them like reading books or going to theater is stupid and not fun...
by Sangvinix January 22, 2015
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A phrase that means "I am just kidding"
"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
by proooj November 26, 2015
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