Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023

Taco

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet

Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.

by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023

Backdoor Taco

When you're penetrating your man, but imagine you're with a woman

It wasn't gay, I just used hi backdoor taco

by Focused Fingerers February 22, 2023

Dominican Taco

To take your chubbed up wiener and rub it between your boys cheeks.

Did you see Josh give Carter that crazy Dominican Taco in the shower earlier?

He slid that thing Dominican Taco style like a credit card, left some residue.

by Baamboooclaat March 25, 2025

Taco Eater

A slag derogatory term for a lesbian.

I don't like Ellen, she's a mean taco eater!

by Sonicpressure April 11, 2025

Homeboy Tacos

Tacos made by your black or African American male friend.

Andre is having taco Tuesday at his house, we call them homeboy tacos because they aren't authentic Mexican tacos.

by Squeakyvoiceovers April 25, 2025