Simp

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022

Simp

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022

Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Damn he's a simp

by TheSimp60420 December 6, 2021

simp

someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021