Kard Rat

A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.

The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!

While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.

Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...

"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"

by Mrcl86 February 9, 2020

Rat Wiggle

When sitting on a rock, staircase, tree stump or elevated ground (as a rat), you wiggle your backside and fly off into the distance

Come on everybody! Join in the Rat Wiggle!!

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 5, 2025

crusty rat

Crusty rat means austin

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017

Rat

My stupid ass friend who like to eat shit

“Wow!! Is that your friend rat?”

Me: yeah, she likes to eat.

by BXcana November 17, 2021

Rat

Someone you can trust
If a rat own you some money I will give you in 9 months
Always listen to a rat

Look a rat is stealing from me

by Esaie89 May 9, 2024

Rat

Rat = Backstabbing pies who don't use chapstick and should die in mouse traps because they are disgusting and only eat moldy blue cheese. Also known as a piece of crap.

YOU ARE A RAT

by Alexa and Kiersten December 17, 2018

Rat

Rat is a fukkin snitch, Tells on everybody & they moms

“Jay is a Rat”

by jimmy466 November 23, 2021