Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

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piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

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When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

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Piss

Something that tfue drinks.

Guy 1: what ya drinking tfue
Tfue: just some piss

by Bigboio February 13, 2019

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piss dust

When you might be a little drunk, and you slip and fall in the outhouse or bathroom stall, bit you bounce right back up again. Nobody saw you... But piss dust is the residue you can feel but maybe not see on your clothes. Only you know it's there

Also known as urine vapor or pee mist. Can be found around toilets and May cause your baseboard heat covers near your toilet to rot and rust

Damn, I slipped and fell in the porta potty and when I came out I was covered in piss dust!

by ReleaseTheKraken May 30, 2021

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