Uncle Michael

cool uncle hangs out with u takes you on trips and lives with you.

My Uncle Michael is taking me on vacation to Australia. cool uncle

by Funnypants78 March 17, 2026

Moldovan Micha

When you accidentally sit on your nuts and they start to inflate but you figure out you like the feeling of your nuts inflating so you cover your nuts in your own poop and sit on your nuts but you sit on your nuts too hard and they pop, sending poop, semen, and ballsack everywhere.

Cookie gave herself the Moldovan Micha last night.

by InoInoInoIno March 22, 2026

Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.

“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011

Pull a Michael

Yelling "WATCH THIS!" and chest bumping a glass window, thus falling through and almost dying

"Hey bro, I think im gonna go Pull a Michael on that window."

by Treyski December 5, 2011

do the george michael

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.

Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?

by Bigmumma69 April 23, 2018

Du willsch mich doch geficken?!

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.

Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

by Dictionary Pirate January 7, 2018