whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

One Night In Cheyrnobel

Derived from the growing trend of naming Porn movies after geographically ironic names (i.e. One Night In Paris, One Night In Chyna) One Night In Cheyrnobel stands for a sexual experience with a less-than attractive female. Cheyrnobel of course standing for the nuclear destroyed abandoned city.

Asshole male : Girl you so ugly, if you were in a porno, they'd name it one night in cheyrnobel!

by ImReallyWhiteYo May 18, 2009

One-Way Crush

A one-sided romantic interest that the other person may or may not be aware of

Wow, I really wish this One-Way Crush thing would turn into a Two-Way Crush...

YouTube: Sixth most viewed video of all time
Creator of Video = Name of Facebook account
Hint: Browse; next to Search
Word # Four: already

by SuperDuperSecretNinja May 19, 2010

squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

by kapooch102 December 30, 2011

Rub one out

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter

Man, I was so stressed out, I relax after I rub one out

by notafanof100lbs January 16, 2009

One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.

Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

by Surviorduide December 2, 2013

one-eyed pete

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

by MvHyphy June 14, 2006