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Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.
I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face
by anonymous May 4, 2025
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hose water grenade

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"
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asparagy water

it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.
"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"
by WDNC August 3, 2022
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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
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bobi water

she is nice and materialistic and is an adventurous girl yuppity yup yup also pls buy my plt cart
bobi water drank some of the water over there
by bobi water February 7, 2023
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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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Don’t water in me

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.
by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024
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