Definitions by WDNC

asparagy water 

water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old

"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"

asparagy water by WDNC August 12, 2022

asparagy water 

it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.

"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"

asparagy water by WDNC August 3, 2022