keeping the census down

relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".

Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.

by long duck dong September 4, 2003

Upside down volcano

A rather graphic representation of a girl on her period.

Man, that girl was bleeding so heavy it looked like an upside down volcano erupting.

by sullent May 25, 2011

system of a down fan

a person who has never heard real music before. if you dislike system of a down, the fan would say you are 1. "too stupid to understand the lyrics" 2. "a mainstream simple plan-loving shithead." (all the while not realizing system of a down IS mainstream music)

system of a down fans love to bitch about how horrible america is. bitch, bitch, bitch. system of a down is pretty much just an emo band for people who are into politics, or who just hate america in general. (and this is coming from a liberal)

by a genius February 4, 2006

Turn down for what?

It is a phrase modern day teenagers utilize mainly on the weekends to express their genuine excitement for the upcoming events. Such events include binge drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking various kinds of hallucinogenics such as "blow" and "weed." All of which could lead to you possibly causing a chain reaction of people humping, trashing, and even thrashing of the numerous objects in the room and even crashing the ceiling of your apartment complex until the bottom floor. When using the phrase, be sure to proceed with caution and the resulting damage caused by turning down could lead to expensive lawsuits of undocumented aliens and even substance abuse.

Darshan was very excited for the weekend so he asked Jamal "turn down for what?"

by Dj Snake August 7, 2014

System of a Down Fan

An idiot who is a notch above Journey fans on the intellectual totem pole. He’ll believe anything the band will say is incredibly deep and insightful, even if the lyrics contain "Wake up/Grab a brush and put on a little make up/You wanted to!"

If you suspect a friend of yours is a System of a Down fan, here are some warning signs to help you determine if they need help.

-Bad Grammar
-Poor spelling
-Belief that their opinions are the only ones that matter
-Will threaten the life of anyone who doesn't believe SOAD is the best band EVAR
-Unable to create a compelling argument as to WHY they consider System of a Down good (Argument will contain the words "fag", "hell", or "deep, man."

Your average System of a Down Fan: "SOAD RULE!! who every tinks otherwise should be sent to hell and stay there for eternity because of their crimes against nature because system of a down rule."

by FuriousAngle October 14, 2005

upside-down triangle

the crotch of a girl; pussy

Ciara has an awesome upside-down triangle

by dvhysijfh July 14, 2006

J-Dub Down

The fashion of wearing a white dress shirt with a thin black tie. J.W. (or Dub) short for dubble yeeew as in Jehovah Witness ......they wear the white dress shirt with the black tie when they knock on doors. Very fashionable in recent years.

Q:Say dog, what are you wearing tonight?
A:Oh you know I'm gonna to be J-Dub Down tonight playboy!

by Joe Van Halen April 23, 2008