Dirty Yarwood

A Dirty yarwood is when a person puts a coconut up their ass and farts it out like a cannon ball hitting someone in the face and then the person licks the coconut clean and fucks it.

Do you want to do a dirty yarwood

by Fadsfaga December 4, 2020

dirty mapes

When you sleep with a chicks mom, and then have the chick give you head to taste where she comes from.

This chick was being a real bitch, so I gave her a dirty Mapes. Now I feel like a genealogist connecting people to their family trees.

by Bad karma 51 December 4, 2020

Dirty Borris

A Dirty Borris is when you pull back your foreskin as far as it will go, rub dog shit under and around your helmet and offer it to your partner for oral pleasurings.

"Dave, your wife has brown teeth"

"Yes Frank, that's because I Dirty Borris'd fuck out of her this morning".

by Randolph Vinegar December 21, 2020

Dirty Jaxson

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.

Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.

by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020

Dirty akeem

Deep stroking a girl so good all she can say is aaaah

She was so fine I hit her with that dirty akeem

by Poeticvixxen December 24, 2020

Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

dirty albie

when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.

Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga

by Jamal Johnson-Caulker November 12, 2020