Chocolate Alavalanche

Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.

Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”

by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025

chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.

I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.

by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split

When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere

Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!

by bbcbillblaster February 15, 2025

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

Chocolate Rain-blow

A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea

I just had the most gnarly chocolate rain-blow in the bathroom dawg.

by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025

Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025