Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

Cake Proof

The act of celebrating the "success" of a flop movie by cutting cakes and adorning them with exaggerated promotional lines like "100 crore" or "running successfully."

Mamankam was a cake proof movie

by VenicileVyaapaari August 13, 2024

Cake Tease

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'

a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial

she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease

by Cheech. July 21, 2022

cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019