She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
by dj_shoppie May 04, 2011
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a box full of sharp objects

A box, usually constructed from cardboard and clag glue containing an arsenal of sharp objects.
such as.
Glass, razorblades, pins, needles, sticks, swords...
*A box of sharp objects... what a beautiful thing

*Hey Max, let us go and get a box full of sharp ojects together!

*"Do you think Mother would mind if I brought a box full of sharp objects?"
by AgonysroarXcore August 20, 2006
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hot boxing the cops

to create or innovate something in a totally k-rad junglist techstep revival way - usually reserved for use when referencing nerds wearing all black with long, unkempt facial hair and voracious body order or "comic book guy" characters a la Matt Groening's "The Simpsons"
Did you see that guy in the BATMAN t-shirt cruise over from his LAN party to piss off the people in the next room having a wedding reception? Dude was totally hot boxing the cops!
by jbl January 01, 2004
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box o' rocks

"Oh vey, that Battisti is a box o' rocks
by Fred Smoot October 26, 2005
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2 kids one sand box

a video on porn hub were there i a woman an a dude and the woman is sticking a dildo in his dick ripping his dick in half
¨hey jim did you watch 2 kids one sand box yet¨ ¨no i didnt...yet maybe no yes idk¨
by big nigga who hates PS4 October 22, 2018
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its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange
oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA September 28, 2006
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tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box
by TootyFruities September 22, 2016
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