pussy junk

1. another word for "shit-talkin"
2. bullshit rumors
3. worthless vagina; left-overs

Example 1:
Man 1: Your girlfriend has the smallest tities, mayn!
Man 2: stop talkin' that pussy junk
Example 2:
Woman 1: I dont want your twat anymore, good for nothing pussy junk!

by Chris Sousa July 28, 2006

pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.

I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight

by paulox May 19, 2014

Detroit Pussy

Used to describe some used up pussy. It's normally worn down, abandoned, neglected, and in dire need of being demolished. It was once some of the greatest pussy, but in time a lot of people lost interest. Nobody really knows what to do with it; it's a problem someone has to take care of.

Steve: "Hey Chuck, you remember Ritta right?"
Chuck: "Yea, didn't she graduate with us?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's coming to the party tonight"
Chuck: "Man, I always wanted to hit that"
Steve: "I don't know man, she got that detroit pussy"
Chuck: "Awe Fuck"

by Jeans And T-Shirt August 31, 2014

Imperial Pussy

A pussy to be reckoned with.

"Joined the imperial pussy last night."

by Headscratch September 26, 2014

Yak Pussy

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.

Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015

hay pussy

When a woman's vagina becomes so dry that it developes straw like hairs in the folds of the meat.

Damn dude, I went for a mouth full of roast beef, but came back with a mouth full of hay pussy

by TheIncorrect1 January 2, 2016

Jalapeno pussy

This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole

Imma get jalapeno pussy baby girl.

by Yeetmastersupreme June 12, 2018