Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.

Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat

by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

meat tab

A synonym for a clitoris. Name is derived from the tab like appearance of the clit. Comes in many shapes and sizes. A very large meat tab is commonly referred to as a meat cutlet.

I was playing with that meat tab for 3 hours and pulled it out.

by Babs59 August 4, 2014

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

Meat glue

A term for semen

Is that meat glue in your hair?

by JacksonRilla December 10, 2020