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pulling a ford

1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015
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Pulling a Rayne

Something that one is unsure of other than the fact that it may have something to do with the second coming of Christ.
I've been pulling a Rayne for all my life.
What does that mean?
I don't know but I think it has something to do with the second coming of Christ.
by azurite132 March 3, 2015
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Pulling a Conrad

When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.
James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.
by eatmyDICtion March 6, 2015
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Pulled a Lieson

When someone kicks the shit out of someone else, they then have pull a Liam Neisen (Abreviated; Lieson.)
Rodney got f*cked up. The cops pulled a Lieson on his a$$.
by michigartist March 27, 2015
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pulling a jeffrey

1: Dude stop lying
2: I wasn't lying!!!
1:You lie too much

2:At least I'm not a fag like you

1:I'm joking! Quit pulling a Jeffrey
by chicken niglets March 27, 2015
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Pulling a Jesseca

Brittany: did you hear about that freshman Aliyah dating that senior Blake
Elizabeth: yep. She's Pulling a Jesseca
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Pulling a McDonald's

When visiting a restarant (primarily a McDonald's) and you get mad from the bad service, so you piss over the toilet seat and/or floor.
They assembled my hamburger like a piece of ass, so I decided I was going yo be Pulling a McDonald's all over the bathroom.
by Mr. PotatoWedge April 3, 2015
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