Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
Get the Piss Chimpmug. by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
Get the piss jockeymug. 
The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
Get the ritualistic pissmug. by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020
Get the Pissing myselfmug. by Msbaker January 28, 2017
Get the Piss assmug. by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020
Get the Piss Witmug.