John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024

John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John

John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇

by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive

Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

by latifah35 September 24, 2014

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Big John

Someone who parties with perkys

Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately

by John king1 February 11, 2019