Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023

dirty eliseo

When you shove a navy blue dildo up your homie's ass and he cums uncontrollably before passing out and waking up in Memphis.

When you wake up In Memphis you know you did a dirty eliseo song

by DrGigglyAss May 9, 2023

Dirty Enguerrand

When you shove a baguette up someone’s asshole during sex, eat it out then call their pussy not good enough

Person 1- dude I just did a Dirty Enguerrand
Person-2 ew you French bastard

by Your Moms Plummer May 13, 2023

Dirty Stella

Where a man licks a woman’s vagina and tits and later cum, filling the woman’s womb and then the man motorboats between the woman’s vagina and boobs.

Man: “Woah, I just did a dirty Stella with my sisters best friend, it was amazing!”
Man 2 “you’re so lucky!”

by _Ang3l.D7st_ July 23, 2023

Dirty Dianne

Somebody who has recently experienced electrical shock, most commonly from an electric chair. And now experiences traumatic electrical memories.

Person 1: I fucked up
Person 2: how?
Person 1: I now experience dirty Dianne after being in an electric chair

by Dirty Madeline July 27, 2023

Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

by ya girl miche September 15, 2023