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Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
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A+ Chocolate Barf

Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.
Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Chocolate Trespass

Got some dick in bum last night, slipped my boy the chocolate trespass.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang
She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!
by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023
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Chocolate Winker

He was having Buttsex with that chocolate winker
by Akonamaws August 25, 2023
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chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.
I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.
by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015
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chocolate dipped banana

When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.
Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.
by Antiriv December 11, 2013
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