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National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021
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egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can
I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday
by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019
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Slapped

Irish slang for falling
Us Irish are very sarcastic so when we say we slapped off the ground it was probably only a tumble
“I slapped last night
Hahaha
by Not Bobbi Cahill April 14, 2021
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cyber slap

When you are talking to someone on the phone or text and they come back at you with an attitude but there isn't anything you can do to them except threaten to cyber slap them.
Yo, can you grab me a drink while you're at the store?
What the fuck man? Why can't you get a drink yourself??

Dude, it's only like a dollar... You bout to make me fuck around and cyber slap your bitch ass
by Ishuang April 24, 2016
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Slap A Bitch An' Fuck A Hoe

The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.
by TitoTheBandito December 19, 2019
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Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011
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slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off
Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick
by NiggahCat October 24, 2020
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