Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.

* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*

by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017

slap

a action performed by someone defending their wife who cheated on them

I slapped chris rock

by Bailey Wooof May 17, 2022

Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 22, 2011

slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017