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pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.
I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight
by paulox May 19, 2014
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Pussy Whipped

When the girl wears the trousers, she clicks her fingers and the guy comes running.
Boy1: 'Eh tap, got bare stinky root to bun tonight.'
Boy2: 'Lets bell Hilly, see if he's on it.'
Boy1: 'Llowww, no point. That boy's PUSSY WHIPPED!'
by whatadon April 25, 2010
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Bad pussy

The pussy of the thot at yout local middle school/high school. You will get horrible cunt breath if you eat her expired meat.
Boy 1: Dude you know Becky?
Boy 2: Yep, she is a total thot.
Boy 1: She has a bad pussy.

Boy 2: I can tell, I can smell cunt breath coming out of your mouth that smells like her disgusting groin.
by bL0BbY BiTcH July 9, 2019
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Pussy Dipper

A pussy dipper is a male or a lesbian female wearing a strap on who goes dipping their penis or strap on from pussy to pussy.

A.K.A a slag
Gemma: I met this guy last night, he seemed alright, but he seems like a bit of a player...do you think I should bother with him
Laura: No he's obviously a PD, a pussy dipper
Kiki: Maybe a WPD, you know, a wannabe pussy dipper
by gemlau April 26, 2009
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Yak Pussy

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.
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Pussie Flounder

An insane party/festival that takes place the week of spring break where large amounts of alcohol are consumed. The location is usually some random hotel that everyone "fucks up" and leaves a incalculable amount of activities for house keeping to have the whole day/week.
"Pussie Flounder was the shit! I wish it was year around."

"That party was fuckin crazy!!!! The only thing missing was Obama and his crew."

"Where else can you can you have THE DAZED HAWAIIAN"

"Pussie Flounder is so bad ass. We need to make t-shirts or something for it."

"That party was o.k. I guess. It lacked Modern Warfare 2 for Xbox Live. I mean really, everyone knows the good players play on it.You seriously cant go one game with out having that 4 or 5 guys who take pleasure quick/no scoping poor ratards with ease. Is the sniper rifle more deadly close range then the shotgun on PS3?" MPLS
by Gorilla Joe March 15, 2010
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Jalapeno pussy

This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole
by Yeetmastersupreme June 12, 2018
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