It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025
Get the Typical Johnmug. i love john sorochka! he is the best ! #johnsupremacy but he is very innocent 🙁🙁 he can’t be innocent! BAD JOHN! anyways johns very hot and he plays the piano a lot #lol #heshot #i love john !! HE ALSO LOVES ME SO BEAT THAT!
by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021
Get the john sorochkamug. by jchemv January 5, 2017
Get the Lebron Johningmug. by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022
Get the John (To Quynh Phu)mug. - Toilet Seat
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet
- Thinks he is boss
- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet
- Thinks he is boss
- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny
by Unknown Beast 15 September 8, 2022
Get the John Achimug. Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
by -u know who ;) March 22, 2021
Get the Johnmug. There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
by Coddleswod April 23, 2022
Get the Johnmug.