John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.
by anonymous June 7, 2018
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A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
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Get the Papa John mug.Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
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Get the Long John mug.1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
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