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dick darts

the act of male on male anal sex
"I bet that fudgepacker is downstairs playing a round of dick darts with Lamar."
by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005
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Dupe Dick

a person resembling or sounding like the bitchiness that is Michael Mathers
Michael Mathers is such a dupe dick!
by Bhatnigga November 5, 2009
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Zeus Dick

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.
Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!
by Wackadoo January 24, 2009
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Dick thimble

Seriously, Salma Hayek is only like five-foot-two or something . . . total dick thimble.
by Parhelion August 26, 2008
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tampon dick

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.
"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
by FlatG2 July 1, 2007
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chicks with dicks

office drones who at one time may have been men,but now think and act like women. these girls use all the office tricks of real women, fake friendliness, fake niceness,back stabbing,gossip,and rumor. good luck to a regular guy who steps on one of these bitches toes. instead of confronting the offender they smile while waiting for a chance to stick in a knife often the offender dosen't even know that he did something wrong. a chicks main weapons are rumor and gossip, she will say that someone did something implying that the someone is her target, but never really naming him. her target is in a can't win situation if he ignores the rumor then it's true,if he conforts the chick she denies it and the target is now a bully, and a brute. the only real hope the target has is someone higher up than the chick for his own reasons tells the chick to shut up or get bitch slapped.the chick will then denie any knowledge of the affair and knowing that she's being watched leave her victum alone for now.
i saw a bunch of chicks with dicks going to lunch at the center looked like a girls night out. jon was ok until i told him we couldn't do it his way i thought he would scratch my eyes out. bob was let go, too bad he was the only one who wasn't a chick with a dick. i turned down the job too many chicks with dicks in that place.
by benthere March 3, 2008
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freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.
person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
by coinroller June 13, 2007
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