Bean palming

When getting head from a bald female or short haired female and you rest your hand in top of their head. Bean palming

I was chilling with this girl last night and one thing lead to another, next thing I knew I was bean palming the girl.

by Oneewayy777 January 31, 2021

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Bean

Something or someone so cute,chubby,weird,small,amazing, and or the best person ever

You are my special bean.
My little bean and big bean.
You're my cuddlebean for life.

by Bad Bitches in the Club May 22, 2017

Crasy bean

A crasy bean is a bean that is crasy. Do not eat it because it will make your stomach feel crasy because it has crasy layers

Hey don't eat that! It is a crasy bean. That is a sin.

by Lmao!!! May 8, 2014

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021