merry santa time

Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.

Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!

by SoopaDoopaMoopaTroopa November 17, 2007

Ass pizza time

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.

"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"

by cake eater at 4:20 January 24, 2020

Baby Mama Time

When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.

Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."

by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 27, 2020

all-time low

All time you are in a low mood, e.g. sad, frustrated. A word from the book, Harry Potter and the chamber of Secrets.

My life in the past is an all-time low.

by witb October 08, 2019

before my time

something that happened before I even existed or way before time.

ancient old ancient history I was not born yet before my time

by kyliejmystery April 02, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Time Release Hangover

When a hangover only gets worse as the day wares on.

Last weekend i got blackout shitfaced friday night and had to go to the museum with my aunt the next morning. I didnt feel bad at first but by the time we left I vomited by a cab stand. I must have had a time release hangover.

by Piffstar March 02, 2011