I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

will i go to heaven

no

katie: will i go to heaven
landen: nein

by WaluigiIsGod69 September 20, 2018

I hoe you

When you nominate someone to be your hoe

I hoe you Jess

by NotSomeoneYouKnowYet December 18, 2019

i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 June 5, 2016

I want to not live

Not wanting to die but not wanting to live either

I want to not live
Me too

by I_eat_dick October 7, 2021

i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022

i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

by uradweeb September 3, 2019