meat-lever

Another name for a cockdick. beantree. Usually used when referring to a lesser being.

dude that kid's collar is popped. what a meat-lever.

by nutbag September 8, 2005

meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

by h00d rich March 2, 2007

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007

meat merge

The manual coordination of software developers that occurs when two or more software developers work on the same file at the same time without a proper versioning / branching system.

Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.

Management did not grant you a branch for your project. Therefore, you must have a meeting with Bob The Developer to meat merge your code changes into his changes on the main branch.

by flipmcf April 18, 2007

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

meat fantacy

better than westy r and flodis5

'how about a quick westy r or a flodis?' "naa m8 rather have a meat fantacy anyday"

by adam wkjhgf March 6, 2008

meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

by alex rizzo January 4, 2009