tongue jam my fart box

The act of inserting ones tongue into another persons' ass.
I asked Tim to tongue jam my fart box, but he knew I just wanted to shit on his face.
by Coron the Almighty May 18, 2009
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Knock him out the box Luke

Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke!

Han Solo: Knock him out!
by Kreig July 02, 2008
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tongue punch my fart box

Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you
by Watasay July 03, 2014
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Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
by gingabreadman186 December 17, 2008
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Popcorn pecker box ploy

Where usually at the movies a guy will cut the bottom out of popcorn box and stick his pecker through the hole where as his girlfriend also eats popcorn unaware out of the box she will discover his pecker in it.
by The Fury 13 September 26, 2010
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completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.
That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
by pinhead77 March 25, 2007
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Tongue Fart Her Fuck Box

When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box
Mate you never guess what I did the other day?

What bro?

I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.

Oh shit really?

Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...

That sounds fucking sweet bro!

Yeah man fucked her senseless
by PUSSYMAGNET1002 March 23, 2020
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