Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019

anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten

I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell

by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014

Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.

Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Final Fight Time

Originating from the SNES video game "Final Fight", this term is used when normal time is just too fast. In "Final Fight", the game gives the player about thirty to ninety seconds to comlpete a stage. However, each Final Fight Second is approximately ten earth seconds.

Tim: "Wow, that test was so easy, I finished it in, like, 6 seconds!"

Jane: "Yeah, like, 6 seconds in Final Fight Time."

by Hadoken! June 13, 2005

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Sweet-Talk-Time

An amount of time designated for sweet-talk, necessary for those who don't often express their feelings.

John doesn't talk much about his feelings. He shows me that he loves me which is beautiful and more than enough, but sometimes I just really want to hear it, too. So we now have a few minutes of designated sweet-talk-time.

by JaneGordon.com April 9, 2023

merry santa time

Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.

Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!

by SoopaDoopaMoopaTroopa December 16, 2007