Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Water Bottle Kiss

When someone drinks out of the same water bottle as you but doesn't water fall it.

Wow! Anya just drank out of my water bottle! I'm getting a water bottle kiss!

by LoliKisses February 16, 2018

water-type

Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.

“Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

water

just some liquid a lot of animals and humans need to survive apparently

it's a common belief that you should drink 8-10 glasses of water a day

by ilikeguns:) August 1, 2021

Dog Water

Dog Water is used by long term sweats that need to feel grass. Some people who use this phrase are probably 5, and don’t know fractions. It is also probably used by someone named Kyle, Timmy, Ian, or Tyler.

“Hey Bryan! Your dog water!” “Hey JoMama, your mamas so dog water, she probably has no earnings 😂😤💯”
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.

by Fard 💯😤😂 September 20, 2021

Lemon Water

Lemon Water refers to the greatest up and coming band out there. LISTEN TO THEM,
also the singer has a massive dong and the drummer aswell

peters is pretty big too i guess

I played Lemon Water in the car today and i loved it

isnt the singer and drummer so hot

i have never seen a dick so big

by Olliesgotabigschlong March 21, 2024

Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.

Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

by Fatmancando December 29, 2010