"Taco's are brilliant. They aren't just a food. However, they're like a ship delivering goods to some far away land. Taco shells are a meat vessel that delivers ground beef, chicken, or steak right into your mouth!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
Get the Meat Vesselmug. on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
Get the Meat Muggingmug. by genius mind June 26, 2016
Get the sweet meat injectionmug. When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
Get the Cuban Meat Slicermug. "I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."
"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"
"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
Get the Magical meat cylindermug. Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
by Sexydimma December 6, 2024
Get the We have the meatsmug. In fancy terms: A masturbator connoisseur of the Male anatomy. A man or woman who enjoys tugging on penises as an extracurricular activity.
Aaron was "playing" on his PC late again last night but we all know he was just pleasuring himself again... he is such a meat yanker!
by Paco4u December 14, 2019
Get the Meat Yankermug.