Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes

Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?

by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

polly-kissed

The act of sporting a polished look; aesthetical perfection.

She was polly-kissed for the CMT awards.

by lasmash June 6, 2014

sherpa's kiss

when one male puts ice-cubes in their mouth then provides oral to an other male.

My boyfriend gave me a sherpa's kiss the other night; lets just say he made my Titanic sink;

by PinisH8er69 November 17, 2016

Bell Kiss

When while taking a crap the turd breaks free and taps your ball bag on the way down.

While taking a huge crap, the turd gave me a bell kiss.

by Golf 3 July 15, 2020

kiss my cuchie

a saying to tell your best friend much like the saying "suck my dick"

Madi: your such an idiot Maria
Maria: oh kiss my cuchie XD

by kissmycuchie June 25, 2020

Sticker-Kiss

When you kiss your hand then place it somewhere else on someones body. as if you were putting a sticker on someone.

'Sticker-kiss'

*kisses hand*
*Presses hand against fore-head*

Thanks for the sticker-kiss

by Acid-Wolfe October 29, 2012