sucks to be you

HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"

"HAHA sucks to b u"

by Lizard June 14, 2004

Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice

Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver

by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013

national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

Devious Suck

Similar to a Devious Lick, but it’s basically where a girl starts biting someone’s cock or still sucking the cock even after the orgasm.

Retard 1: just hit the most scandalous lick of the century😈
Retard 2: that’s cute, my girl hit a Devious Suck 😈

by ballsack_toucher69420 March 2, 2022

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks

That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.

Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.

by Bbslimm January 4, 2021