sex me up

Something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.

Math teacher: So if we take the square root of 23 we get....
Me: SEX ME UP!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)

by pimp daddy dollars April 10, 2005

Put me in a box

Society's attempt to force people to conform and act/appear like normal people.

People are trying to put me in a box because I am just too punk.

Do not dare to try to put me in a box or I will schpunk all over you.

They tried putting me in a box by shunning me.

by massive erection3 September 24, 2010

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

Guys Like Me

Someone who is probably never gonna get laid.

Guys like me always come in second

by Long March 22, 2005

Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

pull me thong

a thong worn by a girl or young woman the top of which is visible because her pants have come down due to sitting or bending over
Due to the accessibility of the thong, men might be tempted to give it a pull.

Check out that Victoria's Secret black thong on that chick bending over over there. Don't be that girl!

by (none) October 31, 2003

pick me up

A little some thing someone says or does to make a sucky day turn in to a good day.

friend 1 "There's no drama in my life, there's no drama in my life. repeat until haters go away"

Friend 2 " wow you just made me smile ! that was just the pick me up I needed "

by realgothy September 13, 2011