The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter
by Switch Mane September 21, 2020
Get the The Butter Dilemmamug. When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.
"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."
or
"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"
"What is that?"
"A sandwich of sorts."
or
"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"
"What is that?"
"A sandwich of sorts."
by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023
Get the Peanut-Butter Poundermug. When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
by Mikebe November 3, 2021
Get the Butter-side-downmug. Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one
by cracker jack me off January 29, 2020
Get the Butteredmug. That’s so butter
by Elizabeth12_5 January 2, 2022
Get the Buttermug. (noun) Something especially made with extra love, time, and care, usually food, in order to impress the future or current husband. A product, usually a food item, created in order to flex those cooking skills as "wifey material" to impress your significant other.
A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.
Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.
Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
example with food:
Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"
Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."
Coined by Tiffany Rachel.
"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.
Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"
Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."
Coined by Tiffany Rachel.
"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.
Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
by wifeybutter July 23, 2023
Get the Wifey Buttermug. I really want to know what makes this John Wayne Gacy character so infamous, but I'm afraid of the deep butter.
by vitsaccoco April 17, 2016
Get the deep buttermug.