slap 5

getting yo windoes tinted on ah laa car LHH.

" Cuh I just god damn me got that box slap 5 can see out can't see in LHH"

by ddefrmda45 June 28, 2022

Suffrage Slap

when after a female masterbates her male partner she take her semen covered hand and slaps him in the face with it as if in a way to gain the alpha position in the relationship even though she just gave her partner a "hand job."

-how was that hand job you got last night.

-it was good but she suffrage slapped me,

-i guess that means she's in charge of the relationship.

by qwertyp4321 April 4, 2011

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022