Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.

That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

by Lil Holland October 8, 2023

Urban dictionary

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.

Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022

Dictionary

The dictionary is a book about words being defined

Swear to God, I need a dictionary for this.

Take it.
Its a Thesaurus, I need a DICTIONARY.
For God's Sake, TAKE IT.
Oh to hell with that wanna-be dictionary.
Jesus Christ, I DON'T HAVE A GODDAMN DICTIONARY.

by I hate this Definition. December 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website children cannot use to find dictionary meanings when they leave theirs at school.

Homework: Find the meaning of “naughty”
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.

Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."

by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

urban dictionary

noun. a dictionary containing a bunch of slang words, memes, and probably a bunch of nonsense. PROBABLY.

guy 1: hey do you know what urban dictionary is
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus

by quinetn December 6, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place to do something when your bored

I went on the Urban Dictionary instead of doing my homework

by Mizze21 February 24, 2022