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Guys Like Me

Someone who is probably never gonna get laid.
Guys like me always come in second
by Long March 21, 2005
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Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct
-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”
by 24/7 July 28, 2018
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pull me thong

a thong worn by a girl or young woman the top of which is visible because her pants have come down due to sitting or bending over
Due to the accessibility of the thong, men might be tempted to give it a pull.
Check out that Victoria's Secret black thong on that chick bending over over there. Don't be that girl!
by (none) October 30, 2003
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pick me up

A little some thing someone says or does to make a sucky day turn in to a good day.
friend 1 "There's no drama in my life, there's no drama in my life. repeat until haters go away"

Friend 2 " wow you just made me smile ! that was just the pick me up I needed "
by realgothy September 13, 2011
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fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
by ldne May 16, 2005
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Take Me To Vegas

an awesome pop rock band hailing from Omaha, Nebraska. The band consist of Josh Mcmanus (vocals), Brad Meyer (guitar), Blake Higginbotham (guitar), Alex Vang (bass), and Andy Gustafson (drums). They recently released their self-titled EP
Take Me To Vegas is sooo effing good! You gotta check them out!
by MissLeeDing May 24, 2011
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Putting me on blast

Letting the whole world know something personal about you
Mary: woah thats not the only problem you have!

Monet: smh putting me on blast!
by sillyolz October 15, 2010
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