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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.
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The Urban dictionary effect 

The Urban dictionary effect is
when you are searching urban dictionary, you become baffled when some definitions are surprisingly very good, politically correct, and contain actual fact.
Timmy: "dude, I was searching Urban dictionary last night and I saw the definition of Syria. It really touched me bro"

John: "HA GAAAAYYYYYY"

Timmy: "must be the urban dictionary effect"

John: "OR YOU'RE JUST A FA-"

Timmy: "shut up"

Fuckin' urban dictionary 

When something that normally is innocent like French Baguette is given a horrid definition by the horny shitheads of urban dictionary
me: searches up French Baguette on the internet
me: see's urban dictionary link
me: why not?
Urban dictionary: French Baguette (noun) a tampon soaked in period blood, then dried creating a hard bread like item
me: fuckin' urban dictionary

Voulnteer Urban Dictionary Editors 

People who declined my FNAF definition for very rational reasons.
Thank you, Voulnteer Urban Dictionary Editors for declining my thingy.

UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION 

The whole universe has been waiting for this soon to be great enjoyment never tried before definition as a way to ecstatic wonderment
I have an UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION that sure to have amazing IMMENSE CROWD SOURCUNG PLEASURE.

is urban dictionary dead 

Why is urban dictionary dead?
I don't know...

People on the urban dictionary

unique “ under age unfunny and posts stupid shit that is about how this kid at your school is gay or your gf/bf
People on the urban dictionary are fucking obnoxious