Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.

1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!

by the random. October 14, 2021

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

beat my meat casandra

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

hop off my meat

A saying which represents someone who wishes to cease be spoken about.

George: "yo, did you hear what andrew said???"
Andrew: "ay nigga hop off my meat"
george: "my fault og"

by hop off my meat February 28, 2023

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 22, 2023